A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday
It would be funny if this joke had a punchline
François de la Rochefoucauld (via barbieandken)
Sigmund Freud (via narrcotics)
- Class: 1+1=2
- Homework: 2x5=10
- Test: If Greg has 6 apples and eats one, calculate the sun's mass.
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