theoriginalspike:

innumerablegibbons:

A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday

It would be funny if this joke had a punchline

Wooden tit 

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(Source: facebook.com)

❝ We are more interested in making others believe we are happy than in trying to be happy ourselves. ❞
François de la Rochefoucauld (via barbieandken)

(Source: larmoyante)

❝ Where does a thought go when it’s forgotten? ❞
Sigmund Freud  (via narrcotics)

(Source: psych-quotes)

School
  • Class: 1+1=2
  • Homework: 2x5=10
  • Test: If Greg has 6 apples and eats one, calculate the sun's mass.

daftpnk:

biggest turn offs include leaving the house with less than 100% phone battery